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Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Make the Pie Higher Edition

"Senator Obama is more interested in controlling who gets your piece of the pie than he is in growing the pie."
--John McCain at a rally in Harrisburg, PA, October 21, 2008

Make the Pie Higher

by George W. Bush

I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen and uncertainty
and potential mental losses.

Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the Internet become more few?
How many hands have I shaked?

They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.
I know that the human being and the fish can coexist.
Families is where our nation finds hope, where our wings take dream.

Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher! Make the pie higher!

In case you're wondering if, indeed, he said all that, the answer is yes, at one time or another... he did.

Poor George Bush. So irrelevant now.

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