Palin alert: New definitions of "turkey"

Oh you miss her... don't you? Well just in time for Thanksgiving, Palin rewards our patience by giving an interview at an abattoir. So here she is talking American people and policy as innocent turkeys go to their deaths just over her left shoulder. Delicious! Sarah Palin's turkey of an interview.

"The tenants arrive here and are carried along the corridor on a conveyor belt in extreme comfort, past murals depicting Mediterranean scenes, towards the rotating knives. The last twenty feet of the corridor are heavily soundproofed. The blood pours down these chutes and the mangled flesh slurps into these..."