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Friday, November 7, 2008

Letterman's Top 10 Sarah Palin Revelations

For those of us who still can't let the soap opera go... Dave offers a list of the continuing Palindromes:

Letterman's Top Ten Sarah Palin Revelations:

10. Thinks Fox News may still declare her and John McCain the winner

9. At her wedding instead of "I do," said, "You betcha!"

8. She and Governor Schwarzenegger once exchanged swimsuit-competition posing tips

7. Prepared for campaign by watching "Legally Blonde 2"

6. Thinks "NAFTA" stands for "Need Another Fifty Thousand for Accessories"

5. Begins every day by reading a passage from the hilarious Late Show Fun Facts book available everywhere

4. She's a person of interest in five unsolved snow machine hit-and-runs

3. Abused position as Governor to get free appetizers at Ancorage Applebee's

2. Already has a new job as Briefcase Babe #12 on "Deal Or No Deal"

1. Her Secret Service code name was "Huh?"

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